Ted, the Modern Day Saint of One Liners has a simple but sweet goal-- he seeks to protect everyones right to do clever one liners because he admires humor that can be done in one quick snap. To that end he shares his personal favorite one line poem he wrote some years ago... "To be too effervescy is messy." Ted admits he knows how to be effervescy. Here's a bonus poem he wrote, which is my personal favorite... "Icy slivers of chicken livers are all my grocery boy delivers."