What Modern Day Saint are you?

I received this one via an unsigned email...

"I'm the modern day saint of self destruction!
I ruin my own life....can't blame anyone else when I don't get out of bed in the morning. I don't pay my taxes and I don't get any work done. Bad trait for the self employed. I don't answer the phone or respond promptly to emails. I can't pay my bills on time or send a thank you letter.....can't even get out the Christmas cards. I've got no health insurance.....not even car insurance! The world is my oyster but I can't open it."